Wednesday, October 7, 2015

2015 Event Details

Date - 10/10-11/2015

Registration - 11:20 - 12:30 Don't wait until the last minute AGAIN this time!

Racer Meeting – 12:45

Race Start - 1:00

Gelande Quaffing - 3:15

Kids Race - About 4:15 Grab a beer and watch the young shredders throw down after the biathlon

What - Crazy cycling/gelande quaffing duo endurance biathlon followed by a potluck dinner and partying into the night

Where - John and Kattia's Farm; 9658 E Perry Center Rd, Mount Horeb, WI; a farm in a valley south of Mount Horeb

Why - Because you don't want to miss the best MTB event in Wisco!

Who - Anyone and their kids

Lodging - Free overnight camping is available onsite; there is limited space for camper parking as well; the porta-johnny is back!

Dinner - POTLUCK - please bring one dish per racer to pass (spectators can bring one dish per couple), a grill will be available. Don't forget dishes are tied to bonus points!

Bonfire - weather permitting

Fireworks - when the absence of light permits

Sunday – Breakfast by Coleman with bloody marys to remedy that hangover

Beverages - Will be available for BYC events as well as a 1/6 barrel from the Vintage and Nic’s Ryed Pale Ale for dinner; please BYOB for all of your other needs

Course Features - 1.5 mile hilly short track (expect 7 - 15 minute laps); Haunted barn, CX barriers, hay wagons, log crossings, teeter totter, livestock (pot belly pigs, goats, and chickens)

Fee - $20 to cover shirts, breakfast, insurance, the plastic box with a toilet, beverages, and other misc. expenses

Donation - The VBC is asking participants and spectators to bring 2 canned items per person to donate to the local food pantry. Don't forget donations are tied to bonus points!

Let me start by saying that although this is a race, it is for fun, so those of you that feel you don't like to compete should have no excuse for not coming out and having a good time. This particular event will be focused on endurance or rather how many laps can be put down and bonuses accumulated in 2 hours. This event uses a duo format so you only really have to ride for about an hour. The standard egg baton, costume, and underwear bonuses are in place. Let's get CREATIVE with those costumes and remember spandex does not count toward the underwear bonus! Most of you know what gelande quaffing entails but in case you have been living under a rock…….click on the vids to the right. Don't be intimidated by the athleticism displayed in some of the vids. We are just as health conscious as the next dude. We will go with 6 oz pours of delicious golden heaven. Sunday morning will bring bloody mary’s with breakfast to shake off that hangover from the delicious brews we are getting for dinner!

A few things to make sure you bring with you:

Teammate – Let us know if you are looking or check here:

There is always someone standing around that can ride a bike.

Entry fee – please bring exact change and we prefer cash

Potluck dish – 1 per racer or one per spectating couple

2 food pantry donations

Costume and/or underwear


Sleeping bag

Weather appropriate clothes – the forecast looks promising

Chair for the bonfire

Beverages for your bonfire bs'ing

Flashlight/head lamp for the late night trip to the barn for left overs

Water to keep you in top shape


Biathalon Details:

MTB Race:

Format - Duo (male, female, coed, or junior - 10 - 18 and confident on the trail)

2 hour - The last lap must be completed before time expires

Lap rule - Teammates can't be more than 2 laps apart

Costume/underwear - PG13 rated - there will be kids around

Altering or shortcutting the course = DQ


Successful completion of the egg baton: Don't crack your egg! = 2 laps overall. The egg must be carried

somewhere on the rider or the bike at all times. You choose the means.

Consuming your raw uncracked egg = 1 lap overall
Costume = 2 laps overall per rider and must be worn for at least 2 laps

Underwear - wearing only tighty whities or granny panties and a bra = 1 lap overall per rider (Lycra, boxers, and boxer briefs do not count)

All bonuses must be acknowledged by the scorekeeper in the bonus box– Don’t assume we noticed your goofy ass costume or those spiffy underwear!

Vomiting = 1 lap penalty per instance

Not bringing a dish for the potluck = 1 lap penalty per rider

Not bringing a food pantry donation = 2 lap penalty per rider


Gelande Quaffing: this portion is optional* for male, female, and coed teams

Format - 90 sec rounds - 2 teams

The ‘quaffer’ must be 2’ from the edge of the table and must catch the mug in the AIR

Players must alternate positions for each turn

Positions can’t be exchanged until the mug in play touches the table top

6 oz. pours

Beer must be quaffed not worn to count


Mug catch = 1 pt
Handle catch = 1 pts

360 deg catch = 2 pts

Under the leg catch = 2 pts

Wearing your costumes during quaffing = 2 pts

1 pt = 1 lap

Placing will determined by a composite score from both events.

*Must be 21 or older to quaff beer. In the event a player chooses not to quaff beer they must quaff soda or seltzer water.

All biathlon related details (except duration and team makeup) are subject to change prior to the event.

See you soon!
The VBC crew