Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Looking For a Partner and Other Details You Need to Know


I hope you are as excited as we are to have you all back on the farm!

I apologize for the wordiness of this post but it does include all of the details you need. We will have a few extra shirts for those that did not pre-order. I should be able to place another order if we run out.


If you are in need of a partner please take a look on the CORP forums here: http://www.madcitydirt.com/smf_forum/index.php?topic=2600.0

You can email me as well and I will help if I can.


BYC 2014 Details

Date - 9/27- 28/2014

Registration - 11:20 - 12:15   Don't wait until the last minute AGAIN this time!

Racer Meeting – 12:45

Race Start - 1:00

Kids Race - 3:15  Grab a beer and watch the young shredders throw down after the big kids race

Gelande Quaffing - Directly after the kids race - approximately 3:45

What - Crazy cycling/gelande quaffing duo endurance biathlon followed by a potluck dinner and partying into the night

Where - John and Kattia's Farm; 9658 E Perry Center Rd, Mount Horeb, WI; an awesome little farm in a valley south of Mount Horeb

Why - Because you don't want to miss the best MTB event in Wisco!

Who - Anyone and their kids

Lodging - Free overnight camping is available onsite; there is limited space for camper parking as well; the porta-johnny is back!

Dinner - POTLUCK - please bring one dish per racer to pass (spectators can bring one dish per couple), a grill will be available. Don't forget dishes are tied to bonus points!

Norwegian Fire Log/Bonfire - Weather permitting

Sunday – Breakfast by Coleman with bloody mary’s to remedy that hangover

Beverages - Will be available for the biathlon as well beverages from the Vintage for dinner; please BYOB for all of your other needs

Course Features - 1.5 mile hilly short track (expect 7 - 15 minute laps); Haunted barn, CX barriers, hay wagons,  log crossings, teeter totter, livestock (pot belly pigs, goats, and chickens)

Fee - $20 to cover shirts, breakfast, insurance, the plastic box with a toilet, beverages, and other misc. expenses

Donation - The VBC is asking participants and spectators to bring 2 unexpired canned items per person to donate to the local food pantry. Let's beat the 137 lbs total from last year! Don't forget donations are tied to bonus points!


Let me start by saying that although this is a race, it is for fun, so those of you that feel you don't like to compete should have no excuse for not coming out and having a good time. This particular event will be focused on  endurance or rather how many laps can be put down and bonuses accumulated in 2 hours. This event uses a duo format so you only really have to ride for about an hour. The standard egg baton, costume, and underwear bonuses are in place. Let's get CREATIVE with those costumes and remember spandex does not count toward the underwear bonus! Most of you know what gelande quaffing entails but in case you have been living under a rock…….click on the vids to the right. Don't be intimidated by the athleticism displayed in some of the vids. We are just as health conscious as the next hardcore mountain biker in training. We will go with 6 oz pours of delicious golden nectar. Sunday morning will bring bloody mary’s with breakfast to shake off that hangover from the delicious Vintage beverages we are getting for dinner!


A few things to make sure you bring:
Teammate – Let us know if you are looking or check here: http://www.madcitydirt.com/smf_forum/index.php?topic=2600.0. There is always someone standing around that can ride a bike.
Entry fee – please bring exact change and we prefer cash
Potluck dish – 1 per racer or one per spectating couple
2 food pantry donations – Please pay attention to the date!
Costume and/or underwear
Tent
Sleeping bag
Weather appropriate clothes – the forecast always looks promising
Chair for the bonfire
Beverages for your bonfire bs'ing
Flashlight/head lamp for the late night trip to the barn for left overs
Water to keep you in top shape


Biathalon Details:

MTB Race:
Format - Duo (male, female, coed, or junior - 10 - 18 and confident on the trail)
2 hour - The last lap must be completed before time expires
Lap rule - Teammates can't be more than 2 laps apart
Costume/underwear - PG13 rated - there will be kids around
Altering or shortcutting the course = DQ

Bonuses/Penalties:
Successful completion of the egg baton: Don't crack your egg! = 2 laps overall. The egg must be carried somewhere on the rider or the bike at all times. You choose the means.
Consuming your raw uncracked egg = 1 lap overall
Costume = 2 laps overall per rider and must be worn for at least 2 laps
Underwear - wearing only tighty whities or granny panties and a bra = 1 lap overall per rider (Lycra, boxers, and boxer briefs do not count)
All bonuses must be acknowledged by the scorekeeper in the bonus box– Don’t assume we noticed your goofy ass costume or those spiffy underwear!
Vomiting = 1 lap penalty per instance
Not bringing a dish for the potluck = 1 lap penalty per rider
Not bringing a food pantry donation = 2 lap penalty per rider

Gelande Quaffing: this portion is optional* for male, female, and coed teams
Format - 90 sec rounds
The ‘quaffer’ must be 2’ from the edge of the table and must catch the mug in the AIR
Players must alternate positions for each turn
Positions can’t be exchanged until the mug in play touches the table top
6 oz. pours


Points:
Mug catch = 1 pt
Handle catch = 1 pts
360 deg catch = 2 pts
Under the leg catch = 2 pts
Wearing your costumes during quaffing = 2 pts
1 pt = 1 lap

Placing will determined by a composite score from both events.

*Must be 21 or older to quaff. 

All biathlon related details (except duration and team makeup) are subject to change prior to the event.



"Get on that training biatches!" - The BYC trail boss






Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Shirt Pre-order And Other Updates

It's cooling off and I don't have any spare time (except for drinking excellent beers) so we must be close!

We are going to do something a little different this year with the shirts. We are going to try a pre-order so more people walk away with a shirt they asked for rather than a somewhat random pile of shirts that were ordered based on my impeccable accuracy. So here they are!

Reply to me via email with your name, a color (blue or pink) and guys, girls, or kids. Your day-of-race entry fee will cover one shirt. Additional shirts or shirts for non-racers are $10. The preorder closes Sunday 9/14 at midnight. So don’t hesitate to send me an email at jwhenry21 AT gmail DOT com!

For the ladies: Please include an alternate mens size shirt in case we don’t hit the price break.







Updated event notes:
Entry - $20/racer Sorry. Inflation is a bitch.
Registration is in the shed where the potluck is held.
There are three wagon jumps this year. The new one isn't as sketchy as the old ones.
The teeter totter will be reworked so it actually functions as intended. Whatever that means.
John got new layers. That is farmer speak for hens.
There is a new disco ball in the shed for the late night dance off with Mad Mad Marcus and the Bo$$lady.

​Updated rules:
Still working on some tweaks.

Monday, August 18, 2014

WTF? August is almost over?!

The VBC crew is in prep mode and to sate our die hard participants here a couple tidbits for this year's event. The first is a preview of the shirt and I hope I don't need to explain the second!



Wednesday, July 2, 2014

2014 BYC Date

Mark your calendars for September 27th - 28th!

Monday, November 4, 2013

Better late than never!

Wow! 55 racers! It was a perfect day down on the farm with a bunch of cool people. I have to admit I was getting nervous as the parking area was filling up. Thankfully we had a great group of volunteers and only had a couple hitches during registration. With the big turn out there were plenty of costume and underwear laps to keep it entertaining. Greg made us laugh when he biffed the second wagon jump and proved that we are still too close to the goat pen. I'm pretty sure everyone had a great time given the compliments and the crowd that hung around into the night. We'll be back next with a few improvements for a larger crowd. 

Thank you to:

John and Kattia for continuing to let us have this great event on their awesome farm

The VBC prep crew: Cyle, Greg W, Greg H, Wade, Terry, Jeff,  Shelby, and Coleman for all the hard work that was put in to get ready for this year's race. Hopefully you liked the trail improvements. 

Race day volunteers: Jaimie, Cathy, Matt, Derek, Shane, and Nikki for helping John and I pull together all the details that make the BYC run so flawlessly

Wade for securing the Vintage connection and finishing the keg of Scaredy Cat

Tim for making sure we get to see everyone at their best for years to come


Coleman and Shelby for the raffle prizes


Planet Bike for the outstanding selection of raffle prizes

Coleman for leading the kids race 

Shelby for getting the kids their race goodies and the great breakfast

John's mom for the nifty awards


Dusty for an awesome shirt! Maybe a bike riding farm animal chimera next year?

Greg for the fire tower. We have to find a way to defeat Jeff!

The participants for helping us make this one of the most unique mountain bike events around! I heard several people repeat that they couldn't believe they hadn't been to the BYC before. Now you know and we expect you back next year!

Food pantry tally - 137 lbs. We did get 23 lbs of expired items :(

There weren't many items left behind that weren't Chuck's. Let us know if you are still missing something. 


Pics: John and Tim's


Results:

Coed   1st place: Jeff and Kristi
            2nd place: Nick and Danielle
            3rd place: Erik and Sara

Men     1st place: Ryan and Chris
            2nd place: Kevin and Greg
            3rd place: Casey and Michael


We can't wait to see you on the farm next year!

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

T minus 94 hours!

As we get closer I will continue to add any necessary updates to this blog.

Update #1  The course is now 1.3 miles. No climbing added and the run-up should be a little less brutal.

Update #2  Given the wishy washy forecast please bring a pop up shelter if you have one. If needed we will cluster them together like we did last year.

Update #3 This is a rain or shine event. Don't be a....... chicken!

Update #4 1/6 barrels are Pumpkin Disorderly, Scaredy Cat, and Octoberfest

Update #5  The farm is high and dry as of 7:00 am. Madison got the rain but it missed us!

Monday, September 16, 2013

What you need to know for the big day!

Date - 10/12-13/2013

Registration - 11:30 - 12:30 Don't wait until the last minute AGAIN this time!

Racer Meeting – 12:45

Race Start - 1:00

Gelande Quaffing - 3:15

Kids Race - 4:15 Grab a beer and watch the young shredders throw down after the biathlon

What - Crazy cycling/gelande quaffing duo endurance biathlon followed by a potluck dinner and partying into the night

Where - John and Kattia's Farm; 9658 E Perry Center Rd, Mount Horeb, WI; a farm in a valley south of Mount Horeb

Why - Why wouldn't you want to ride, drink, and be merry in October?!

Who - Anyone and their kids

Lodging - Free overnight camping is available onsite; there is limited space for camper parking as well; the porta-johnny is back!

Dinner - POTLUCK - please bring one dish per racer to pass (spectators can bring one dish per couple), a grill will be available. Don't forget dishes are tied to bonus points!

Bonfire - weather permitting

Sunday – Breakfast with bloody mary’s to remedy that hangover

Beverages - Will be available for BYC events as well as THREE 1/6 barrels from the Vintage for dinner; please BYOB for all of your other needs

Course Features - 1.5 mile hilly short track (expect 8 - 15 minute laps); Haunted barn, CX barriers, hay wagon and log crossings, teeter totter, livestock (pot belly pigs, goats, and chickens)

Fee - $10 to cover shirts, breakfast, insurance, the plastic box with a toilet, beverages, and other misc. expenses





Donation - The VBC is asking participants and spectators to bring 2 canned items per person to donate to the local food pantry. Let's beat the 120 lbs total from last year! Don't forget donations are tied to bonus points!

Let me start by saying that although this is a race, it is for fun, so those of you that feel you don't like to compete should have no excuse for not coming out and having a good time. This particular event will be focused on endurance or rather how many laps can be put down and bonuses accumulated in 2 hours. This event uses a duo format so you only really have to ride for about an hour. The standard egg baton, costume, and underwear bonuses are in place. Let's get CREATIVE with those costumes and remember spandex does not count toward the underwear bonus! Most of you know what gelande quaffing entails but in case you have been living under a rock…….click on the vids to the right. Don't be intimidated by the athleticism displayed in some of the vids. We are just as health conscious as the next dude. We will go with 6 oz pours of delicious golden heaven. Sunday morning will bring bloody mary’s with breakfast to shake off that hangover from the THREE kegs from Vintage Brewing we are getting for dinner!

A few things to make sure you bring with you:
Teammate – Let us know if you are looking or check here: http://www.madcitydirt.com/smf_forum/index.php?topic=1881.0. There is always someone standing around that can ride a bike.
Entry fee – please bring exact change and we prefer cash
Potluck dish – 1 per racer or one per spectating couple
2 food pantry donations per racer
Costume and/or underwear
Tent
Sleeping bag
Weather appropriate clothes – the forecast looks promising
Chair for the bonfire
Beverages for your bonfire bs'ing
Flashlight/head lamp for the late night trip to the barn for left overs
Water to keep you in top shape

Biathalon Details:

MTB Race:
Format - Duo (male, coed/female, or junior - under 21 and confident on the trail)
2 hour - The last lap must be completed before time expires
Lap rule - Teammates can't be more than 2 laps apart
Costume/underwear - PG13 rated - there will be kids around
Altering or shortcutting the course = DQ

Bonuses/Penalties:
Successful completion of the egg baton: Don't crack your egg! = 0.5 laps overall. The egg must be carried somewhere on the rider or the bike at all times. You choose the means.
Consuming your raw egg = 1 lap overall
Costume = 2 laps overall per rider and must be worn for at least 2 laps
Underwear - wearing only tighty whities or granny panties and a bra = 1 lap overall per rider (Lycra, boxers, and boxer briefs do not count)
All bonuses must be acknowledged by the scorekeeper in the bonus box– Don’t assume we noticed your goofy ass costume or those spiffy underwear!
Vomiting = 1 lap penalty per instance
Not bringing a dish for the potluck = 1 lap penalty per rider
Not bringing a food pantry donation = 2 lap penalty per rider

Gelande Quaffing: this portion is optional* for male and coed teams
Format - 90 sec rounds
The ‘quaffer’ must be 2’ from the edge of the table and must catch the mug in the AIR
Players must alternate positions for each turn
Positions can’t be exchanged until the mug in play touches the table top
6 oz. pours
Beer must be quaffed not worn to count

Points:
Mug catch = 1 pt
Handle catch = 1 pts
360 deg catch = 2 pts
Under the leg catch = 2 pts
1 pt = 1 lap

Placing will determined by a composite score from both events.

*In the event a player chooses not to quaff beer they must quaff soda or seltzer water.

All biathlon related details (except duration and team makeup) are subject to change prior to the event.

"Get on that training biatches!" - The BYC trail boss